- You love her because her skin is white and soft?
It’s not Love, it’s Dove.
2. Unupdated apps when they see WiFi😂
- Without a single Degree, they built us roads that have lasted an eternity.
And then, the engineers arrived!
4. Photoshop level 100000🤣😂
5. When you have a Ph.D. in sleeping🤣
6. Why didn’t you tell me you don’t know how to cook……?
- Me: What is the importance of me in your life?
She: You are my First Priority😂
- Me: Mummy I need money
Mum: Go and bring my purse
9. A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.
10. She is so rich that she bought a full apple😂
- Me: Why isn’t Mike here today?
Friend: He’s in the hospital.
Me: But I saw him yesterday dancing with a girl.
Friend: His wife saw him too.
12. Some pictures don’t need a caption😂
- When someone says “Your best friend is too innocent”!!
- Me: Hey baby
Me: I love you
She: I love you too
Me: Promise me you won’t lie to me
She: I promise
Me: Who’s David?
She: Who’s Sandra?
Me: I love you baby
She: I love you too
- Me: I am fast at math
You: Then what’s 750*1920?
You: That is not even close
Me: But it was fast
16. After two-month exercise
- Makeup Artist: What do you want your fame?
Bride: I want a smokey eye look
18. My handwriting in the exam
- My friend in real life VS My friend on social media
Me in real life VS Me on social media
20. Home workout – day 1
21. Next day after having spicy food
22. Sir with girls in class VS Sir with boys in class
23. When 99.9% downloads failed to occur
- She: I love you
Me: As a friend??
Me: As a brother
She: No, it was sent by mistake…
- She: I don’t find any hair on your shirt!
She: Who is the bald girl??
- Trick used in Japan to slow down drivers
The next day, after knowing this trick
- Dad: Go help your mom.
Me: Go help your wife.
- Me: I have many hidden talents
Someone: Like what?
Me: I don’t know, they’re all hidden
29. Pencil transition in your educational life.
30. Profile picture VS Video call.
- App rate us
Me: don’t show this again.
- 10 years ago, she rejected me
Now I’m the CEO of google and her husband is my employee
33. When the teacher asks who is presenting next.
24. That moment in the exam hall when you are on the first bench and your friends are cheating on the last.
35. When your sister’s makeup isn’t looking good but you’re getting late for going out.
- Boss: Why aren’t you working
Me: I didn’t see you coming
- Imagine sitting here while it’s raining outside.
- Me watching a horror movie with my wife at 3 AM
Later when I realize that I haven’t even gotten married yet
39. a day before the exam unboxing my brand-new book
- 1st son: Degree in Economics
2nd Son: MBA
3rd Son: PhD
4th Son: Thief
Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the 4th son out of your house?
Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
- Teacher: Only one student in the exam failed.
42. Things I do the whole day:
- When you come out of the changing room in a clothes shop